We're Open! Time for Introductions!

[springcleaning]

[When Levi comes to, he's in a large room, like a ball room up in the Interior that they host galas in. He doesn't feel injured or tired, why did he pass out? Lifting himself to his feet he finds... that the doors are locked.]

This is fucking bullshit. Whoever did this is gonna be in a world of pain.

[He can't pick the locks and no matter how hard he tries they can't be kicked down. Looks like he's stuck.... As well as everyone else that shows up.]

Welcome to Shingeki no Dressing!
This is the introduction post! Post your character waking up and mingle around!

Comments

[springcleaning]

I don't give a shit. I know it's not poisoned or anything, other people have been eating it, so knock yourself out.

[He's not touching suspicious food, though.]

[killingthemtitans]

[Eren helps himself to food, but only a little, years of hunger making him cautious when it comes to rationing. It's only after he's nibbled through a slice of bread that he realises Levi made no mention of eating it himself...]

Have you not eaten anything, sir?

[springcleaning]

I'm not touching some food laid out by who knows what.

Fucking dirty, for one, and two, it's suspicious.

[killingthemtitans]

If they wanted to kill us, they wouldn't need to use food. They could have just cut our throats while we were unconscious. Besides, you eat food cooked by other people all the time... don't you?

[Eren cocks his head to one side, wondering if the lance corporal's bizarre obsession with cleanliness goes as far as preparing his own meals.]

[springcleaning]

I've allowed others to prepare coffee and tea before...

[But you sort of managed to kill Petra, so...]

[killingthemtitans]

Well, if you eat what I eat, you know it's not poisoned. And you have to eat something, or you'll starve.

[Eren holds out the plate he'd filled to Levi, some bread, cheese and a few pieces of fruit left on it.]

[springcleaning]

[He makes a face, looking down at the plate he's been handed.]

Yes, but I just watched you pick all of this off the damn table with your bare hands, you disgusting sack of shit.

[killingthemtitans]

[Eren just sighs, holding his hands out.] They're clean, see? [He looks down at them himself, only to see smudges of dust left over from the floor, wiping them quickly on his shirt again in the hopes that Levi won't notice...]

[springcleaning]

They are not, you fucking trash.

[He throws the plate back at him.]

Clean up.

[killingthemtitans]

[Eren fumbles the plate, catching a handful of melon and crushing it between his fingers, the rest dropping to the floor amid a shattering of china.]

D-do you want me to clean up myself or the floor, sir?

[springcleaning]

Both, dammit.

[ARM CROSS.]